• Politics

    Back to Brunch, Baby!

    Alright everyone, get out your champagne flutes, pop those bottles, and pour some OJ, because we are going back to brunch, baby! America is ridin’ with Biden! The man, the myth, the neoliberal legend Joseph Robinette Biden is the President-Elect, which inevitably means that we can return to “normal.” MSNBC pundits can go back to bullying The Left, middle-class liberals can go back to ignoring politics altogether, and Sarah Cooper can go back to…wait…um, what is Sarah Cooper gonna do now that there’s no more Bad Orange Man for her to impersonate in her cringe TikToks?  Strap in friends because I am abandoning civility today, instead, I am going to…

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    Don’t #Settle for the Status Quo. A Better World is Possible.

    “Voting Blue No Matter Who” is not going to save us. It’s time to divest from politicians and invest in our communities. “Vote Blue No Matter Who.” These five words have become the mantra of liberal Democrats during this election cycle. It is a doctrine of pragmatism; the idea that the wreckage of the past four years has become so insufferable that any candidate, no matter how terrible in their own right, is an acceptable alternative to our current leader.  Trump famously bragged that he could “shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue,” and his supporters would still remain loyal to him, and I don’t doubt the veracity of…